Whoa, check out this awesome new still from the upcoming Sex and the City 2 movie! (Or is it Sex and the City: The Movie 2? I’m not sure, but I bet it’s something worth spending hours trying to figure out!) What a cool, interesting image that suggests a movie that is going to be both smart and fun.
Look, I know that I’m not the intended audience for Sex and the City and never have been, but am I missing something? This is just a picture of two rich assholes! Like, the tension of this movie is literally “will she make sure to never spill anything on that handbag? And will their doorman really watch their car while they run upstairs to get more $100 bills? Find out in Sex and the City 2: The Movie!” And I recognize that Sex and the City was always about an aspirational fantasy for women to find love and success on their own terms in the big city, or whatever, which I get, because I have aspirations too: to put as many bullets through my computer screen as possible. But is turning your back on everything that you’ve worked so hard for in order to marry a rich man who has jerked you around for the past 10 years, or whatever, really the aspirational fantasy that women want in 2009? Oh, it is? Fair enough. I just need one…more…bullet.
LET ME HEAR YOU IN THE BACK, LADIIIEEEEEEES!